Total Medals Earned: 282 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,195 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 5/12 (175/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/60 points)
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/425 points)
Adventurous soul!
A suspicious wall...
Complete the map at 100%
Unlock all 6 Sword Skills and Sword Level 2
Defeat the mysterious enemy
Defeat the mysterious enemy without taking hits
Challenge: Complete the game without using Bravery
Challenge: Complete the game without using Deflection
Challenge: Complete the game without taking any hits
Complete Game 100%
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 27/33 (145/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.