Total Medals Earned: 282 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Complete the game
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)
Collect first coin
First Flight
Kill a z-guards
Meet a ghost
Meet z-guards
Meet a evil devil
Throw 10 boxes
Complete 15 levels
Destroy 10 boxes
Mr Splibox Easter egg
Collect all coins
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/455 points)
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Try out the shades.
Kill the tattler.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
...while we sleep.
Get a headache.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Get Frank to help you.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 18/20 (425/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/400 points)
Build tower more then 40 meters in height
Break 40 nodes in the tower
Build tower 80 meters in height
Use 300 beauties
Build tower 160 meters in height
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!