Listen guys. This isn't some Newgrounds white joke, I'm being completely serious about this, and I want you to take me serious for a moment please. This is very important and most of all hard for me to do... I'm transparent, a cracker, a freak'n Casper the Friendly Ghost here, whatever you want to call it. I'm pale and i've known it since i was like 5. I grew up in a pretty strict catholic environment and eventually came out at age 16 to my family [which didn't go well]. No I'm not Catholic I'm Atheist. Point is I hate myself for it. I absolutely hate the living core of myself for it. For many reasons.
One, I hate being labeled. I hate being labeled with the reputation that white people have developed for themselves.
Two, growing up all through my childhood I've always heard nothing but negative things about whitey, most of this being bullshit, i know. But that stuff still is engraved in my head and still goes through my mind whenever I see someone that tries to tan. Therefore, I have trouble accepting the fact I can't tan well.
Three, I am not tan , and do not prefer spray on orange tan cans. I'm just a dude that can't tan who also happens to burn in the sun... if that makes any sense.
Four, I have no self confidence. Tan White People have lots of that. That is why they owned slaves. Since I have no self confidence.. I have no slaves. It's a vicious cycle.
[There are more reasons, but prefer not going through them.]
I had to say this because starting from today, I plan on actually getting over the fact that my bullshit insecurity about my paleness has taken over me, and I am oh so fucking sick of it. I need to grow up and go on. One thing I want to make clear is that there is a difference between a vampire, and an albino, and I am neither. If you catch me pulling any vampire or albino jokes. Do not consider that I might be wanting to drink your blood or braid you hair like those two albinos in the matrix. White People don't like you cause you're white, they just like shade or other nice dark places. Besides, the racist related comments, art, animation and such that I make public of are always intentioned to be taken as sarcasm [except for this news post of course]. So if you have a problem with me and my genetic glitch, you have 3 possible answers:
A: Go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
B: I'm sorry.
C: Oh well.
Take your pic.
-HVH (How to Vanish and Hide)
p.s. let me emphasis on this. Pale jokes and Tan Jokes still make me laugh Nothing there has changed.